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Pat Flannery
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:53 am    Post subject: OT...Jerry Falwell is dead Reply with quote

He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by God.
The bastard's got lighter fluid in his hair and a bag of charcoal
briquettes up his ass.
And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the movie
"Election".
(Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling gleefully, but
silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so high as to almost hit the
ceiling).
"HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" :-D

Pat
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:28 am    Post subject: Re: OT...Jerry Falwell is dead Reply with quote

Pat Flannery wrote:
Quote:
He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by God.
The bastard's got lighter fluid in his hair and a bag of charcoal
briquettes up his ass.
And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the movie
"Election".
(Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling gleefully, but
silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so high as to almost hit the
ceiling).
"HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" :-D


Indeed, yes. Good riddance.

Sylvia.
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liberalhere@yahoo.com
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:41 am    Post subject: Re: OT...Jerry Falwell is dead Reply with quote

Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> wrote in
news:464a5049$0$18244$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:

Quote:
Pat Flannery wrote:
He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by
God. The bastard's got lighter fluid in his hair and a bag
of charcoal briquettes up his ass.
And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the
movie "Election".
(Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling
gleefully, but silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so
high as to almost hit the ceiling).
"HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" :-D


Indeed, yes. Good riddance.

Sylvia.


Actually, there is one tragic consequence to his death:

The moment he died, his brain was rendered unable to realize that
there is no god, there is no afterlife, there is no heaven.


Woulda been nice to know he had an "Ohhhhhh, DAMN!" moment before
all the neurons quit.
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Sylvia Else
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:57 am    Post subject: Re: OT...Jerry Falwell is dead Reply with quote

liberalhere@yahoo.com wrote:
Quote:
Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> wrote in
news:464a5049$0$18244$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:

Pat Flannery wrote:
He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by
God. The bastard's got lighter fluid in his hair and a bag
of charcoal briquettes up his ass.
And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the
movie "Election".
(Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling
gleefully, but silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so
high as to almost hit the ceiling).
"HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" :-D

Indeed, yes. Good riddance.

Sylvia.


Actually, there is one tragic consequence to his death:

The moment he died, his brain was rendered unable to realize that
there is no god, there is no afterlife, there is no heaven.


Woulda been nice to know he had an "Ohhhhhh, DAMN!" moment before
all the neurons quit.

Well, that's true. Then again, he may have known all along.

Still, given that it was inevitable, the sooner he stopped enjoying the
fruits of his activities, the better.

Sylvia.
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Fred J. McCall
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:01 am    Post subject: Re: OT...Jerry Falwell is dead Reply with quote

Pat Flannery <flanner@daktel.com> wrote:

:He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by God.
:The bastard's got lighter fluid in his hair and a bag of charcoal
:briquettes up his ass.
:And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the movie
:"Election".
:(Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling gleefully, but
:silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so high as to almost hit the
:ceiling).
:"HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" :-D

And all the preceding says ever so much more about you than it does
about him.

I guess you just can't wait to get down to his level...


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What you do
When it counts.
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Fred J. McCall
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:03 am    Post subject: Re: OT...Jerry Falwell is dead Reply with quote

Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> wrote:

:Pat Flannery wrote:
:> He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by God.
:> The bastard's got lighter fluid in his hair and a bag of charcoal
:> briquettes up his ass.
:> And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the movie
:> "Election".
:> (Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling gleefully, but
:> silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so high as to almost hit the
:> ceiling).
:> "HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" Very Happy
:>
:
:Indeed, yes. Good riddance.

Gods, you people are UGLY. You can't even wait until the body is cold
and he's in the ground.

Given this sort of thing, just how are you lot different from him?


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What you do
When it counts.
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Sylvia Else
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:11 am    Post subject: Re: OT...Jerry Falwell is dead Reply with quote

Fred J. McCall wrote:
Quote:
Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> wrote:

:Pat Flannery wrote:
:> He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by God.
:> The bastard's got lighter fluid in his hair and a bag of charcoal
:> briquettes up his ass.
:> And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the movie
:> "Election".
:> (Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling gleefully, but
:> silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so high as to almost hit the
:> ceiling).
:> "HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" Very Happy
:
:
:Indeed, yes. Good riddance.

Gods, you people are UGLY. You can't even wait until the body is cold
and he's in the ground.

Given this sort of thing, just how are you lot different from him?



We differ in that we believe that when his body is cold and in the
ground, his entire essence will be there, not just part of it.

Sylvia.
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Eric Chomko
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:42 am    Post subject: Re: OT...Jerry Falwell is dead Reply with quote

On May 15, 9:01 pm, Fred J. McCall <fmcc...@earthlink.net> wrote:
Quote:
Pat Flannery <flan...@daktel.com> wrote:

:He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by God.
:The bastard's got lighter fluid in his hair and a bag of charcoal
:briquettes up his ass.
:And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the movie
:"Election".
:(Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling gleefully, but
:silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so high as to almost hit the
:ceiling).
:"HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" :-D

And all the preceding says ever so much more about you than it does
about him.

I guess you just can't wait to get down to his level...

I wonder what Larry Flynt thinks about Falwell's death? Seems Hustler
did a not-so-nice parody of Falwell and his mother.

Eric

Quote:

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What you do
When it counts.
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Fred J. McCall
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:48 am    Post subject: Re: OT...Jerry Falwell is dead Reply with quote

Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> wrote:

:Fred J. McCall wrote:
:> Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> wrote:
:>
:> :Pat Flannery wrote:
:> :> He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by God.
:> :> The bastard's got lighter fluid in his hair and a bag of charcoal
:> :> briquettes up his ass.
:> :> And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the movie
:> :> "Election".
:> :> (Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling gleefully, but
:> :> silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so high as to almost hit the
:> :> ceiling).
:> :> "HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" Very Happy
:> :>
:> :
:> :Indeed, yes. Good riddance.
:>
:> Gods, you people are UGLY. You can't even wait until the body is cold
:> and he's in the ground.
:>
:> Given this sort of thing, just how are you lot different from him?
:>
:
:We differ in that we believe that when his body is cold and in the
:ground, his entire essence will be there, not just part of it.
:

In other words, you're just the flip side of the same ugly coin, but
without any redeeming social graces.

You're to be congratulated for your demonstration that there are even
uglier things than bigoted Christians...


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What you do
When it counts.
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Hyper
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:49 am    Post subject: Re: OT...Jerry Falwell is dead Reply with quote

On May 16, 4:11 am, Sylvia Else <syl...@not.at.this.address> wrote:
Quote:
Fred J. McCall wrote:
Given this sort of thing, just how are you lot different from him?

We differ in that we believe that when his body is cold and in the
ground, his entire essence will be there, not just part of it.

Sylvia

Except what the mortician drained out of him, and the lingering stench
of his achievements.
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Sylvia Else
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:55 am    Post subject: Re: OT...Jerry Falwell is dead Reply with quote

Fred J. McCall wrote:
Quote:
Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> wrote:

:Fred J. McCall wrote:
:> Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> wrote:
:
:> :Pat Flannery wrote:
:> :> He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by God.
:> :> The bastard's got lighter fluid in his hair and a bag of charcoal
:> :> briquettes up his ass.
:> :> And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the movie
:> :> "Election".
:> :> (Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling gleefully, but
:> :> silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so high as to almost hit the
:> :> ceiling).
:> :> "HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" Very Happy
:> :
:> :
:> :Indeed, yes. Good riddance.
:
:> Gods, you people are UGLY. You can't even wait until the body is cold
:> and he's in the ground.
:
:> Given this sort of thing, just how are you lot different from him?
:
:
:We differ in that we believe that when his body is cold and in the
:ground, his entire essence will be there, not just part of it.
:

In other words, you're just the flip side of the same ugly coin, but
without any redeeming social graces.

You're to be congratulated for your demonstration that there are even
uglier things than bigoted Christians...



Nothing I say or do can hurt Falwell now.

Sylvia.
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Rand Simberg
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:12 am    Post subject: Re: OT...Jerry Falwell is dead Reply with quote

On Wed, 16 May 2007 11:55:19 +1000, in a place far, far away, Sylvia
Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> made the phosphor on my monitor glow
in such a way as to indicate that:


Quote:
:We differ in that we believe that when his body is cold and in the
:ground, his entire essence will be there, not just part of it.
:

In other words, you're just the flip side of the same ugly coin, but
without any redeeming social graces.

You're to be congratulated for your demonstration that there are even
uglier things than bigoted Christians...



Nothing I say or do can hurt Falwell now.

Or probably before. But his family and friends...?

There is a reason for the old saying, "De mortuis nil nisi bonum."

You could at least wait until he's in the ground.

Just sayin'...
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Fred J. McCall
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:16 am    Post subject: Re: OT...Jerry Falwell is dead Reply with quote

Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> wrote:

:Fred J. McCall wrote:
:> Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> wrote:
:>
:> :Fred J. McCall wrote:
:> :> Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> wrote:
:> :>
:> :> :Pat Flannery wrote:
:> :> :> He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by God.
:> :> :> The bastard's got lighter fluid in his hair and a bag of charcoal
:> :> :> briquettes up his ass.
:> :> :> And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the movie
:> :> :> "Election".
:> :> :> (Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling gleefully, but
:> :> :> silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so high as to almost hit the
:> :> :> ceiling).
:> :> :> "HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" Very Happy
:> :> :>
:> :> :
:> :> :Indeed, yes. Good riddance.
:> :>
:> :> Gods, you people are UGLY. You can't even wait until the body is cold
:> :> and he's in the ground.
:> :>
:> :> Given this sort of thing, just how are you lot different from him?
:> :>
:> :
:> :We differ in that we believe that when his body is cold and in the
:> :ground, his entire essence will be there, not just part of it.
:> :
:>
:> In other words, you're just the flip side of the same ugly coin, but
:> without any redeeming social graces.
:>
:> You're to be congratulated for your demonstration that there are even
:> uglier things than bigoted Christians...
:>
:
:Nothing I say or do can hurt Falwell now.
:

That's right. It can only hurt your own image and positions.

And it has.


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What you do
When it counts.
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Scott Hedrick
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:16 am    Post subject: Re: OT...Jerry Falwell is dead Reply with quote

"Pat Flannery" <flanner@daktel.com> wrote in message
news:134ki1jd9c87u28@corp.supernews.com...
Quote:
He has shed this mortal veil, and has gone to be judged by God.

I can't say I'm happy he's gone...but I'm not crying, either. He's
personally responsible for a great deal of the damage done to the public
perception of Christianity in the last several years. I'd personally like to
kick his ass for that "Tinky-Winky is gay" crap.
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:18 am    Post subject: Re: OT...Jerry Falwell is dead Reply with quote

On Tue, 15 May 2007 18:53:15 -0500, Pat Flannery wrote
(in article <134ki1jd9c87u28@corp.supernews.com>):

Quote:
And now, for my amazing Tracy Flick impersonation from the movie
"Election".
(Jumping up and down all around the living room, smiling gleefully, but
silently, from ear-to-ear, while bouncing so high as to almost hit the
ceiling).
"HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD, HE'S DEAD!!!!" :-D

Pat

I like the first line of the obit posted on BoingBoing today:

"Bigoted religious phony Jerry Falwell went to hell today."

ROFLMAO



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Fear is the path to the dark side...
Fear leads to anger...
Anger leads to hate...
Hate leads to banjos...
Banjos lead to suffering!
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