Aeronautics Industry Aeronautics Industry    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Where are the extraterrestrial space probes??? Goto page 1, 2  Next          Aeronautics Industry Forum Index -> Aeronautics Industry View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message Lucas J. Riesau Guest Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:34 pm    Post subject: Where are the extraterrestrial space probes??? They must be out there. These aliens must have sent them to inspect our butts and if they like them, they will come for us to bite our butts! Where are the E.T. probes? Back to top   Ads Advertising Sponsor james_powers Guest Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Where are the extraterrestrial space probes??? "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_sphere@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1177835692.465081.302360@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com... Quote: They must be out there. These aliens must have sent them to inspect our butts and if they like them, they will come for us to bite our butts! Where are the E.T. probes? Be patient. Pioneer 10 is expected to arrive in the neighborhood of the Aldebaran system in 2 million years or so. If it is found, our first contact with its finders might be a message like this: "People of Earth, greetings! Found your probe. Played the record. Send more Chuck Berry!" Back to top   Ads Advertising Sponsor Orval Fairbairn Guest Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Where are the extraterrestrial space probes??? In article <1177835692.465081.302360@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>, "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_sphere@yahoo.com> wrote: Quote: They must be out there. These aliens must have sent them to inspect our butts and if they like them, they will come for us to bite our butts! Where are the E.T. probes? They have already scanned us, studied Brad Guth's postings, the rantings of 911 conspiracy speculators and the speeches of assorted politicians. They have determined that they have discovered no sign of intelligent life here. Back to top   Ads Advertising Sponsor BradGuth Guest Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Where are the extraterrestrial space probes??? On Apr 29, 1:34 am, "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_sph...@yahoo.com> wrote: Quote: They must be out there. These aliens must have sent them to inspect our butts and if they like them, they will come for us to bite our butts! Where are the E.T. probes? Obviously you haven't looked up the ass of our born-again resident LLPOF warlord(GW Bush). Any ET worth half his/her salt wouldn't dare get close to this naysay and otherwise infomercial dumbfounded worth of such a faith-based infected planet, of such a festering cesspool of incest mutated humans w/o remorse to boot. Would you? After all, what does Earth actually have of any significant energy or other mineral value that other planets or moons don't have a 1000 fold more of, and otherwise being a whole lot easier to extract? Arnt a fairly significant number of large water/ocean life gotten past the point of no return, as essentially starving to death because they can't adapt to eating jellyfish or otherwise surviving in vast dead zones? Are not 90% of bees missing in action because they can't adapt to our hybrid crops, toxins and cellphone frequencies? What part of "duh" is over your head, as to fully appreciating why no such ET in their right mind would dare touch this pathetic planet that's about to go WWIII postal at any minute. Would you like a list of 100 other good reasons why ETs are keeping their distance? - Brad Guth Back to top   Ads Advertising Sponsor robert casey Guest Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:31 am    Post subject: Re: Where are the extraterrestrial space probes??? Lucas J. Riesau wrote: Quote: They must be out there. These aliens must have sent them to inspect our butts and if they like them, they will come for us to bite our butts! Turns out we taste bad. We are the prey of last choice for lions and tigers, and it looks like ETs as well... Back to top   Ads Advertising Sponsor james_powers Guest Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 3:36 am    Post subject: Re: Where are the extraterrestrial space probes??? "james_powers" <james_powers@bellsouth.net> wrote in message news:SE2Zh.15505$XU4.5879@bignews8.bellsouth.net... Quote: "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_sphere@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1177835692.465081.302360@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com... They must be out there. These aliens must have sent them to inspect our butts and if they like them, they will come for us to bite our butts! Where are the E.T. probes? Be patient. Pioneer 10 is expected to arrive in the neighborhood of the Aldebaran system in 2 million years or so. If it is found, our first contact with its finders might be a message like this: "People of Earth, greetings! Found your probe. Played the record. Send more Chuck Berry!" Oops, that was Voyager. Back to top   Ads Advertising Sponsor John Halpenny Guest Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 6:03 am    Post subject: Re: Where are the extraterrestrial space probes??? On Apr 29, 11:16 am, "james_powers" <james_pow...@bellsouth.net> wrote: Quote: "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_sph...@yahoo.com> wrote in messagenews:1177835692.465081.302360@l77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...> They must be out there. These aliens must have sent them to inspect our butts and if they like them, they will come for us to bite our butts! Where are the E.T. probes? Be patient. Pioneer 10 is expected to arrive in the neighborhood of the Aldebaran system in 2 million years or so. If it is found, our first contact with its finders might be a message like this: "People of Earth, greetings! Found your probe. Played the record. Send more Chuck Berry!" For many years, one standard answer was we were not ready for contact. The aliens were keeping us on a reserve with no outside contact to "protect" us from more advanced races. I always thought this was a silly idea but last week I found this. http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?chanID=sa006&articleID=E6A85500-E7F2-99DF-35E640521B1C69DE&colID=30 Someone who has actually made "first contact", in his case several times with isolated Amazon jungle tribes, is now urging that no more contact be made, and that the natives be kept protected and ignorant of the rest of the world. The idea is gaining support. Perhaps Earth natives are being treated the same way. John Halpenny Back to top   Ads Advertising Sponsor OM Guest Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:12 am    Post subject: Re: Where are the extraterrestrial space probes??? On 30 Apr 2007 19:03:52 -0700, John Halpenny <j.halpenny@rogers.com> wrote: Quote: Someone who has actually made "first contact", in his case several times with isolated Amazon jungle tribes, is now urging that no more contact be made, and that the natives be kept protected and ignorant of the rest of the world. The idea is gaining support. ...On the other hand, anyone who fully believes that ignorant savages should be allowed to remain as such merely needs to look at the stituations in Africa and the Middle East to see just how utterly ignorant that sort of "non-interference directive" is. Either you bring the savage into the modern world as best as possible, or you make sure nature take it's course and let them go into extinction ASAP. Otherwise, they'll turn out just like the Shitheads and the Scummis and the rest of the Cleric-controlled retards over in that region, living and dying for goddamn *deserts* rather than logically embracing the future and using their resources to change their respective shitholes back into the paradii they were about 8,000 years ago. OM -- ]=====================================[ ] OMBlog - http://www.io.com/~o_m/omworld [ ] Let's face it: Sometimes you *need* [ ] an obnoxious opinion in your day! [ ]=====================================[ Back to top   Ads Advertising Sponsor Henry Spencer Guest Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 5:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Where are the extraterrestrial space probes??? In article <1177985032.812117.164370@y5g2000hsa.googlegroups.com>, John Halpenny <j.halpenny@rogers.com> wrote: Quote: Someone who has actually made "first contact", in his case several times with isolated Amazon jungle tribes, is now urging that no more contact be made, and that the natives be kept protected and ignorant of the rest of the world. The idea is gaining support. Perhaps Earth natives are being treated the same way. Perhaps... but when you think about it, this is ominous. Whoever's enforcing the rule has been doing it with 100% effectiveness for truly geological lengths of time. What sort of government and society does that imply? -- spsystems.net is temporarily off the air; | Henry Spencer mail to henry at zoo.utoronto.ca instead. | henry@spsystems.net Back to top   Ads Advertising Sponsor Hyper Guest Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:25 am    Post subject: Re: Where are the extraterrestrial space probes??? On May 2, 4:42 pm, h...@spsystems.net (Henry Spencer) wrote: Quote: In article <1177985032.812117.164...@y5g2000hsa.googlegroups.com>, John Halpenny <j.halpe...@rogers.com> wrote: Someone who has actually made "first contact", in his case several times with isolated Amazon jungle tribes, is now urging that no more contact be made, and that the natives be kept protected and ignorant of the rest of the world. The idea is gaining support. Perhaps Earth natives are being treated the same way. Perhaps... but when you think about it, this is ominous. Whoever's enforcing the rule has been doing it with 100% effectiveness for truly geological lengths of time. What sort of government and society does that imply? -- spsystems.net is temporarily off the air; | Henry Spencer mail to henry at zoo.utoronto.ca instead. | h...@spsystems.net A very advanced one? Back to top   Ads Advertising Sponsor Herb Schaltegger Guest Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:41 am    Post subject: Re: Where are the extraterrestrial space probes??? On Wed, 2 May 2007 15:25:01 -0500, Hyper wrote (in article <1178137499.935749.269570@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>): Quote: On May 2, 4:42 pm, h...@spsystems.net (Henry Spencer) wrote: In article <1177985032.812117.164...@y5g2000hsa.googlegroups.com>, John Halpenny <j.halpe...@rogers.com> wrote: Someone who has actually made "first contact", in his case several times with isolated Amazon jungle tribes, is now urging that no more contact be made, and that the natives be kept protected and ignorant of the rest of the world. The idea is gaining support. Perhaps Earth natives are being treated the same way. Perhaps... but when you think about it, this is ominous. Whoever's enforcing the rule has been doing it with 100% effectiveness for truly geological lengths of time. What sort of government and society does that imply? Read any of Brin's "Uplift" novels? :-) -- You can run on for a long time, Sooner or later, God'll cut you down. ~Johnny Cash Back to top   Ads Advertising Sponsor Greg D. Moore (Strider) Guest Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 1:06 am    Post subject: Re: Where are the extraterrestrial space probes??? "Henry Spencer" <henry@spsystems.net> wrote in message news:JHF22H.7ry@spsystems.net... Quote: In article <1177985032.812117.164370@y5g2000hsa.googlegroups.com>, John Halpenny <j.halpenny@rogers.com> wrote: Someone who has actually made "first contact", in his case several times with isolated Amazon jungle tribes, is now urging that no more contact be made, and that the natives be kept protected and ignorant of the rest of the world. The idea is gaining support. Perhaps Earth natives are being treated the same way. Perhaps... but when you think about it, this is ominous. Whoever's enforcing the rule has been doing it with 100% effectiveness for truly geological lengths of time. There are many who would claim it hasn't been 100% effective. Quote: What sort of government and society does that imply? Unknown since it's quite possible we couldn't fathom their reasoning. Quote: -- spsystems.net is temporarily off the air; | Henry Spencer mail to henry at zoo.utoronto.ca instead. | henry@spsystems.net -- Greg Moore SQL Server DBA Consulting Remote and Onsite available! Email: sql (at) greenms.com http://www.greenms.com/sqlserver.html Back to top   Ads Advertising Sponsor Henry Spencer Guest Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 1:33 am    Post subject: Re: Where are the extraterrestrial space probes??? In article <1178137499.935749.269570@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>, Hyper <hyperboreea@yahoo.com> wrote: Quote: Perhaps... but when you think about it, this is ominous. Whoever's enforcing the rule has been doing it with 100% effectiveness for truly geological lengths of time. What sort of government and society does that imply? A very advanced one? Perhaps. Other adjectives might also apply; indeed, they would be more consistent with our past experience. There is no a priori reason to prefer the most pleasing explanation... -- spsystems.net is temporarily off the air; | Henry Spencer mail to henry at zoo.utoronto.ca instead. | henry@spsystems.net Back to top   Ads Advertising Sponsor John Halpenny Guest Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 5:13 am    Post subject: Re: Where are the extraterrestrial space probes??? On May 2, 1:12 am, OM <om@all_trolls_must_DIE.com> wrote: Quote: On 30 Apr 2007 19:03:52 -0700, John Halpenny <j.halpe...@rogers.com wrote: Someone who has actually made "first contact", in his case several times with isolated Amazon jungle tribes, is now urging that no more contact be made, and that the natives be kept protected and ignorant of the rest of the world. The idea is gaining support. ..On the other hand, anyone who fully believes that ignorant savages should be allowed to remain as such merely needs to look at the stituations in Africa and the Middle East to see just how utterly ignorant that sort of "non-interference directive" is. Either you bring the savage into the modern world as best as possible, or you make sure nature take it's course and let them go into extinction ASAP. Otherwise, they'll turn out just like the Shitheads and the Scummis and the rest of the Cleric-controlled retards over in that region, living and dying for goddamn *deserts* rather than logically embracing the future and using their resources to change their respective shitholes back into the paradii they were about 8,000 years ago. This was the overwhelming opinion a century ago. After all, it was clear to every right thinking person that Christianity and modern steam engines were the keys to happiness, and it was the White Man's Burden (TM) to bring these advantages to the poor unfortunates of the world, even if you had to massacre great numbers of them to do it. Africa shows how effective the policy was then, and the Middle East shows how it plays out now, when we recognise that democracy and internet downloads are the real keys to happiness. My surprise at the article was not the arguments about the policy, but simply that there was a real world situation that looked so much like the first contact scenarios so common in science fiction. John Halpenny Back to top   Ads Advertising Sponsor Henry Spencer Guest Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 5:31 am    Post subject: Re: Where are the extraterrestrial space probes??? In article <0001HW.C25E61BE00C4BCE2B019F94F@enews.newsguy.com>, Herb Schaltegger <herb.schaltegger@gmail.com.INVALID> wrote: Quote: Perhaps... but when you think about it, this is ominous. Whoever's enforcing the rule has been doing it with 100% effectiveness for truly geological lengths of time. What sort of government and society does that imply? Read any of Brin's "Uplift" novels? On my to-be-read pile/shelf/wall for a long time, but haven't yet made it to the top. -- spsystems.net is temporarily off the air; | Henry Spencer mail to henry at zoo.utoronto.ca instead. | henry@spsystems.net Back to top   Ads Advertising Sponsor Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Aeronautics Industry Forum Index -> Aeronautics Industry All times are GMT Goto page 1, 2  Next Page 1 of 2   Jump to: Select a forum Aeronautics Industry----------------Aeronautics Industry  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum 222 Attacks blocked Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group