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 Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:14 pm Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENT DESIGN PROVEN FACT, NOT THEORY -- Darwin's B |
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On Jun 13, 1:37 pm, "Bob Myers" <nospample...@address.invalid> wrote:
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Erectile disfunction as a proof of god in the universe?
Truly mysterious are the ways of the Lord!
Truly, and may you be touched by His noodly appendage.
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Cooked spaghetti, erectile disfunction... gentlemen, I think we've hit
theological gold.
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Keith Schiffner
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| Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:34 am Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENT DESIGN PROVEN FACT, NOT THEORY -- Darwin's B |
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"proehling" <peter_roehling@eee.org> wrote in message
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"Keith Schiffner" <schistan@bresnan.net> wrote
"Alan Moore" <alan.s.moore@comcast.net> wrote
Thanks. I was wondering why whales have foot bones.
For the same reason you've got an appendix.
OK, now explain my table of contents.
You're just a born librarian.
Fine explain why he doesn't use the Dewey Decimal system then...
How do you know he doesn't? After all, there are some things that you just
don't talk about in public.
Now go read a copy of Playboy and cross-reference yourself until you fall
asleep.
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No thanks at the price they want these days I'll just go browsing window with
showers on the other side...mind you occasionally there is a bad experience when
you see a 500# heifer in the shower.<shudder> That's just sickening to me.
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| Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:38 am Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENT DESIGN PROVEN FACT, NOT THEORY -- Darwin's B |
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"Badger North" <young_forest@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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On Jun 13, 1:37 pm, "Bob Myers" <nospample...@address.invalid> wrote:
Erectile disfunction as a proof of god in the universe?
Truly mysterious are the ways of the Lord!
Truly, and may you be touched by His noodly appendage.
Cooked spaghetti, erectile disfunction... gentlemen, I think we've hit
theological gold.
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Better than the nailed to the cross stuff the other side is basing their
religion on.
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| Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:40 am Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENT DESIGN PROVEN FACT, NOT THEORY -- Darwin's B |
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On Tue, 12 Jun 2007 21:25:32 -0600, "Keith Schiffner"
<schistan@bresnan.net> wrote:
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"proehling" <peter_roehling@eee.org> wrote in message
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"Alan Moore" <alan.s.moore@comcast.net> wrote
Thanks. I was wondering why whales have foot bones.
For the same reason you've got an appendix.
OK, now explain my table of contents.
You're just a born librarian.
Fine explain why he doesn't use the Dewey Decimal system then...
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My long dangling participles get in the way.
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Keith Schiffner
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| Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:22 am Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENT DESIGN PROVEN FACT, NOT THEORY -- Darwin's B |
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"Alan Moore" <alan.s.moore@comcast.net> wrote in message
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On Tue, 12 Jun 2007 21:25:32 -0600, "Keith Schiffner"
schistan@bresnan.net> wrote:
"proehling" <peter_roehling@eee.org> wrote in message
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"Alan Moore" <alan.s.moore@comcast.net> wrote
Thanks. I was wondering why whales have foot bones.
For the same reason you've got an appendix.
OK, now explain my table of contents.
You're just a born librarian.
Fine explain why he doesn't use the Dewey Decimal system then...
My long dangling participles get in the way.
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Oh lucky you! I've missing words, letters etc adn let's not forget the who
thrashed punctuation shit...
It's almost got me stressed enough to start drinking the hard
stuff...buttermilf.
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| Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:45 am Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENT DESIGN PROVEN FACT, NOT THEORY -- Darwin's B |
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On Jun 11, 6:18 pm, "Keith Schiffner" <schis...@bresnan.net> wrote:
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On Jun 11, 9:25 am, "Keith Schiffner" <schis...@bresnan.net> wrote:
"Nordmann" <NordmannN...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Jun 10, 7:33 pm, Handy <handyo...@aol.com> wrote:
Who are you trying to kid?
"Intelligent design" is little more than a way to try and sidestep
rules againt creationism in the classroom by giving creationism a
different name.
Get a life.
Nothing against creationism. Just, if someone's going to try to make a
case for creationism, maybe they would like to do something other than
have a long list of jumbled links. Also, how is a brain supposed to
have survived for any significant period of time in a coal seam?
They have absolutely no verifiable PROOF of any claims made. It's all a sham
and
a cut a dried case of grifting by "priestly" castes over the millennia.
Physics
is more verifiable than any faith, better off to follow a philosophy than
anything else. Me I believe in women an motorcycles and not in that order.
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Keith Schiffner
Assistant to the Assistant Undersecretary of the Ministry of Silly Walks.
"terrorist organization" is a redundancy
Heres what anoys me about Intelligent design vs big bang etc.
Few define what they are talking about.
The ED people I know dont say "Well the structure of life shows signs
of ED so therefore the christian god exists"
They say "The structure of ife shows signs of ED so therefore you cant
rip the god i choose to believe in, as you cant fully explain EDs
apparent presence in the design of life."
And Thats fine.They have a point.
The scientists say "Just cause their are holes in our knowledge, that
in no way suggests conscious design by some higher power."
I guess you could say im a believer in ED in a general way.But WTF is
meant by god?
I mean I think on some level something designed reality. Otherwise
whty does reality exists? I mean obviously NOTHING SHOULD EXIST.
Yet it does...
So theres something going on that we dont(and IMO CANT)
understand...though i dont think that means we shouldnt try, but I
digress.
Furthermore its beyond my considerable comprehension how something
could develop that tries to protect itself.I mean not just people,
even trees have defense mechanisms.
Why? How the fuck does it help atoms to group togther in an organism
that on some level is designed to try to exist?
I mean how does the first protazoa, or bacteria or whatever suddenly
develop the ability to fight for survival? Axtually not only how, but
why? And even beyond that how does it actually work? Thats seems crazy
too, in the opening days of life, that life makes it? How could this
subatomic creature even know the many perils that face it that it must
triumph over?
I know know good scientific answer.But ED people pass the buck.
They rip scietists for now knowing what existed before the big bang
but theyve know answer.
My brother sez "scientists are morons, obviously nothing can exist
that makes reality, so clearly theres a god."
And I say whats god? He sez "something all powrrful beyond our
comprehension"
Of course hes a fool and doesnt realise hes just passing the buck.How
coinvenient that his answer is a catchword for "you cant know answers,
so quit trying to be smart and try.""be wise like me and accept it and
be smug" what a douche,huh?
I mean scietists could you a word like god and say "that which we dont
understand"
Some idiots mean a thinking being with a white beard when they say
god.
ill grant only that cause we exist (we shouldnt, i know the
intellectuals will say ":why shouldnt why, why shouldnt something come
from nothing" but thats thir "god" their way of saying "a phenomena
beyond our comprehension happened, why not?" but if yoiu can tell me
logically how it happened then dont be smart.Its bewyond our ability
to understands, now anyways.
Ok, im rambling ive gone completely offtrack and my typos spelling and
grammar suck, but i wrote this in like 40 seconds with two fingers so
f you.
please dont be too critical i wrote it for you recmartial arts guys as
dumb as me.
There is no god or gods. Any ways don't worry the grammar, punctuation etc. it's
strictly for the English major and liberal arts majors. 8^) All life is absurd
so relax and enjoy how absurd it all is...
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Keith Schiffner
History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational
basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the
unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and
spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from
fiddling with it.
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As i was trying to say.
There is a god in the sense that something made everything.this is our
god.At least it would seem that something made this crap.I am never
really clear at the the exact distinction between saying god made
evrything and a natural phenomenon did.different people mean different
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| Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:47 am Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENT DESIGN PROVEN FACT, NOT THEORY -- Darwin's B |
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On Jun 11, 6:31 pm, simberg.interglo...@org.trash (Rand Simberg)
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On Mon, 11 Jun 2007 16:18:23 -0600, in a place far, far away, "Keith
Schiffner" <schis...@bresnan.net> made the phosphor on my monitor glow
in such a way as to indicate that:
Ok, im rambling ive gone completely offtrack and my typos spelling and
grammar suck, but i wrote this in like 40 seconds with two fingers so
f you.
please dont be too critical i wrote it for you recmartial arts guys as
dumb as me.
There is no god or gods. Any ways don't worry the grammar, punctuation etc. it's
strictly for the English major and liberal arts majors.
Ummm...no. I'm neither, but I think that people who are incapable of
understanding and utilizing basic English grammar are incapable of
understanding other things, like logic.
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God I miss being a kid when I could simply punch people like you. |
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Rand Simberg
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| Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:55 am Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENT DESIGN PROVEN FACT, NOT THEORY -- Darwin's B |
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On Thu, 14 Jun 2007 17:47:00 -0700, in a place far, far away,
SPORTfighter <billamahoney@yahoo.com> made the phosphor on my monitor
glow in such a way as to indicate that:
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Ok, im rambling ive gone completely offtrack and my typos spelling and
grammar suck, but i wrote this in like 40 seconds with two fingers so
f you.
please dont be too critical i wrote it for you recmartial arts guys as
dumb as me.
There is no god or gods. Any ways don't worry the grammar, punctuation etc. it's
strictly for the English major and liberal arts majors.
Ummm...no. I'm neither, but I think that people who are incapable of
understanding and utilizing basic English grammar are incapable of
understanding other things, like logic.
God I miss being a kid when I could simply punch people like you.
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And I'm happy not being a kid any more, so I don't have to deal with
childish and brutish morons, who wish they were still kids so they
could continue to be bullies without any accountability, whose only
response to disagreement is to "simply punch people." |
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Keith Schiffner
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| Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:00 am Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENT DESIGN PROVEN FACT, NOT THEORY -- Darwin's B |
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"Rand Simberg" <simberg.interglobal@org.trash> wrote in message
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On Thu, 14 Jun 2007 17:47:00 -0700, in a place far, far away,
SPORTfighter <billamahoney@yahoo.com> made the phosphor on my monitor
glow in such a way as to indicate that:
Ok, im rambling ive gone completely offtrack and my typos spelling and
grammar suck, but i wrote this in like 40 seconds with two fingers so
f you.
please dont be too critical i wrote it for you recmartial arts guys as
dumb as me.
There is no god or gods. Any ways don't worry the grammar, punctuation etc.
it's
strictly for the English major and liberal arts majors.
Ummm...no. I'm neither, but I think that people who are incapable of
understanding and utilizing basic English grammar are incapable of
understanding other things, like logic.
God I miss being a kid when I could simply punch people like you.
And I'm happy not being a kid any more, so I don't have to deal with
childish and brutish morons, who wish they were still kids so they
could continue to be bullies without any accountability, whose only
response to disagreement is to "simply punch people."
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And you obviously don't comprehend the fact that some people need to get the
snot knocked out of them. It is civilized and ethical behaviour that facilitates
our not hitting them even though they need/deserve it.
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Rand Simberg
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| Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:21 am Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENT DESIGN PROVEN FACT, NOT THEORY -- Darwin's B |
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On Thu, 14 Jun 2007 19:00:44 -0600, in a place far, far away, "Keith
Schiffner" <schistan@bresnan.net> made the phosphor on my monitor glow
in such a way as to indicate that:
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Ok, im rambling ive gone completely offtrack and my typos spelling and
grammar suck, but i wrote this in like 40 seconds with two fingers so
f you.
please dont be too critical i wrote it for you recmartial arts guys as
dumb as me.
There is no god or gods. Any ways don't worry the grammar, punctuation etc.
it's
strictly for the English major and liberal arts majors.
Ummm...no. I'm neither, but I think that people who are incapable of
understanding and utilizing basic English grammar are incapable of
understanding other things, like logic.
God I miss being a kid when I could simply punch people like you.
And I'm happy not being a kid any more, so I don't have to deal with
childish and brutish morons, who wish they were still kids so they
could continue to be bullies without any accountability, whose only
response to disagreement is to "simply punch people."
And you obviously don't comprehend the fact that some people need to get the
snot knocked out of them.
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No, I do comprehend that. I just disagree that it should happen
because someone points out that grammar is important. But then, I'm
not an bully and an asshole. |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:39 am Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENT DESIGN PROVEN FACT, NOT THEORY -- Darwin's B |
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Rand Simberg wrote:
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No, I do comprehend that. I just disagree that it should happen
because someone points out that grammar is important. But then, I'm
not an bully and an asshole.
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Though you posture as if, you were both gentlemen and scholar, though
your obloquy would cast doubt about both the former and the latter...
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Keith Schiffner
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| Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:08 am Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENT DESIGN PROVEN FACT, NOT THEORY -- Darwin's B |
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"Rand Simberg" <simberg.interglobal@org.trash> wrote in message
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On Thu, 14 Jun 2007 19:00:44 -0600, in a place far, far away, "Keith
Schiffner" <schistan@bresnan.net> made the phosphor on my monitor glow
in such a way as to indicate that:
Ok, im rambling ive gone completely offtrack and my typos spelling and
grammar suck, but i wrote this in like 40 seconds with two fingers so
f you.
please dont be too critical i wrote it for you recmartial arts guys as
dumb as me.
There is no god or gods. Any ways don't worry the grammar, punctuation
etc.
it's
strictly for the English major and liberal arts majors.
Ummm...no. I'm neither, but I think that people who are incapable of
understanding and utilizing basic English grammar are incapable of
understanding other things, like logic.
God I miss being a kid when I could simply punch people like you.
And I'm happy not being a kid any more, so I don't have to deal with
childish and brutish morons, who wish they were still kids so they
could continue to be bullies without any accountability, whose only
response to disagreement is to "simply punch people."
And you obviously don't comprehend the fact that some people need to get the
snot knocked out of them.
No, I do comprehend that. I just disagree that it should happen
because someone points out that grammar is important. But then, I'm
not an bully and an asshole.
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Not a problem. But first you have to ask which language are they communicating
in. Me I type in American NOT English as I have never spoken in English as such.
I speak American a very different language as is how Americans write/type. The
tyranny of the English was slipped long ago so why flog the bones of a long dead
nag? Oh and FYI I'm an asshole NOT a bully and even then I'm an asshole only
when I damned well feel like being one. ;^) Then again I do poke badgers with
plastic sporks.
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Some people ride, some just like to show off their butt
jewelry once in a while.
Dum vivimus, vivamus
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| Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:58 am Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENT DESIGN PROVEN FACT, NOT THEORY -- Darwin's B |
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"Mark Goldberg" <msgoldberg@optonline.net> wrote
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Though you posture as if, you were both gentlemen and scholar, though your
obloquy would cast doubt about both the former and the latter...
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No shit.
Trying to bully from his own position of 'power'-
fuck the little pencil-necked geek.
And his grammer too-
skinny old whore that she is.
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| Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:56 am Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENT DESIGN PROVEN FACT, NOT THEORY -- Darwin's B |
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Ed Conrad,
Why are Zions the only significant faith-based group of supposed
authority that's so opposed to anything off-world that's worthy od
life, as well as being afraid of their own shadow, afraid of the truth
and otherwise deathly afraid that we'll discover their past and
thereby their reason for having been sequestered here on Earth?
What's so dead wrong about intelligent other life, as ETs hitching a
relatively safe ride on an icy intersteller proto-moon, or if need be
on a somewhat newish other planet as having been pushed out by a red
giant phase of their home solar system?
Why is our very own intelligent design so Zion taboo? (besides the
fact that we're still not very good at it, other than having made a
very human like Jewish pig)
Where is the terrestrial limited evolution that supposedly took place
so quickiy, as somehow having skipped hundreds of millions of years at
a whack? (what the freaking hell happened in between?)
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"whoever controls the past, controls the future" / George Orwell
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SPORTfighter
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| Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:10 am Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENT DESIGN PROVEN FACT, NOT THEORY -- Darwin's B |
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On Jun 14, 8:55 pm, simberg.interglo...@org.trash (Rand Simberg)
wrote:
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On Thu, 14 Jun 2007 17:47:00 -0700, in a place far, far away,
SPORTfighter <billamaho...@yahoo.com> made the phosphor on my monitor
glow in such a way as to indicate that:
Ok, im rambling ive gone completely offtrack and my typos spelling and
grammar suck, but i wrote this in like 40 seconds with two fingers so
f you.
please dont be too critical i wrote it for you recmartial arts guys as
dumb as me.
There is no god or gods. Any ways don't worry the grammar, punctuation etc. it's
strictly for the English major and liberal arts majors.
Ummm...no. I'm neither, but I think that people who are incapable of
understanding and utilizing basic English grammar are incapable of
understanding other things, like logic.
God I miss being a kid when I could simply punch people like you.
And I'm happy not being a kid any more, so I don't have to deal with
childish and brutish morons, who wish they were still kids so they
could continue to be bullies without any accountability, whose only
response to disagreement is to "simply punch people."
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